"What are you even talking about when do you flirt at anyone" - also me after posting this because I haven't met anyone I've wanted to genuinely flirt at in years besides my ex

"Nothing ventured, nothing gained" - my famous last words before I try to flirt on a girl and immediately realize they are taken/not interested

@Kat very fair but also they shouldn't have to be rad people should in general just not be trash

lewd joke, OH OK 

@Kat read this as a business email tbh

  • AlexisProfessional Shitposter Cell: 555-6969Email: dank.meme@gmail.com

@Kat YES EXACTLY THANK YOU I MEAN CAN YOU IMAGINE SEXTING NOW I'LL BE LIKE

HAHA AND THEN WHAT ;)

@Kat BUT TBH WHO NEEDS LOWERCASE LETTERS BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE CAPITAL LETTERS BETTER ANYWAY MORE LIKE A LOWER AGENDA ALEXA PLAY THIS IS AMERICA

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